The final word on Samus' design

Don't worry people. Most of you have nothing to do with that second panel. Anyone who gave advise or constructive critique, you are not the ones that panel alludes to. This is just a jab at those few most persistent pests who insist on calling her things like He-Man and Hulk Hogan an' whatnot. So don't worry. I'm most likely not talking about you. And yes, that one tooth poking through her lip was intentional.

As for the first panel.... sorry to say, that really is how I've come to see Samus' modern design. In Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, and Prime 1, she looked cool. After Zero Mission.... they went all moeblob on her ass (though she was still pretty cool in Brawl). In Other M, she's just so short and soft looking. She doesn't look anything like a real woman, just a blow up hentai doll or something. Heck, her stupid Zero Suit does nothing but ENHANCE this illusion of her being so balloon-like and artificial. I can't stand it. She has no muscle, and.... seriously, how does she suddenly grow by, like, a foot and a half as soon as she dons the armor? It's stupid.

As for the last panel.... I thought of having her facepalm and say something snarky, but apparently, she can't be even muster the enthusiasm to do that. All she can do is.... that thing people do when they have a headache. As for her design... put simply, she's more or less a milf. She's in her late thirties. She's a full grown, matured adult. Just thought I'd clear that up, since some people expect her to be, like, twenty and lithe and really young looking. I think they kind of tried to make her look more adult in Other M, but they failed horribly.

Don't worry, I'm still gonna upload new comic pages later today. This was just an early desert before dinner, so to speak. See ya' then!

Feedback is appreciated!